HEIDERUM HAUDERUM

HEIDERUM HAUDERUM

by

Matt McGinn and Matt McGinn Jnr

You get ra haud o them, I’ll heider em

Heiderum a hauderum, heiderum a hoo

You batter them, I’ll blooter them

I can heider some o them and you can kick a few

At a celidh in the Calton, the band was doing its best

Till the poor wee leader said, ‘It’s time for a request’

In making such an offer, he was acting very rash

Hauf were wanting the Soldier’s Song and hauf were wanting The Sash

It was you get ra haud o them, I’ll heider em

Heiderum a hauderum, heiderum a hoo

You batter them, I’ll blooter them

I can heider some o them and you can kick a few

They were heiderin in the hall, they were  heiderin in the bars

The two-heided man was there having a couple o jars

Some o them were hitting him though he didnae want nae trouble

For every one that heidered him, he paid them back wi double

You get ra haud o them, I’ll heider em

Heiderum a hauderum, heiderum a hoo

You batter them, I’ll blooter them

I can heider some o them and you can kick a few

The MC, a nice wee man got up on stage to say

Uri Geller he was there to dae the cabaret

He showed us all his magic, gave us all a laugh

Scratched a pimple on his neck until his heid fell aff

You get ra haud o them, I’ll heider em

Heiderum a hauderum, heiderum a hoo

You batter them, I’ll blooter them

I can heider some o them and you can kick a few

You get ra haud o them, I’ll heider em

Heiderum a hauderum, heiderum a hoo

You batter them, I’ll blooter them

I can heider some o them and you can kick a few