WILLIE MACNAMARA
by
Matt McGinn
There was a fella fae the Gallowgate
His name, it was Willie Macnama-arra
And the way he earned his living was
By gie’en short weight fae a ba-arra
A wee fly man fae Charlotte Street
Has lost the place aw the ge-ether
He went up tae Willie in the middle o the street
Saying, 'Have you got eighteen and a tanner I could bo-orra?’
Says Willie, ‘It would cause me grief
And even cause me so-orra
For although I am a very generous man
I wouldna gie my granny an orange fae my ba-arra’
The wee fly man has the haud o Willie
And he's shaking him tae the ma-arra
And noo that he's shaken his entrails oot
He has thrown him on tap o the ba-arra
The polis are searching for the wee fly man
Through streets both broad and na-arra
Fae Glasgow Cross tae Springfield Road
Tae Parkhead and even fa-arther
The polis have gotten the wee fly man
They’ve put him in the Black Mar-iah
And he'll soon be up before Langmuir
For causing a' this bo-orra
Now this is the end of this sad sad tale
This sad sad tale o so-orra
But I'll go on writing these rare wee songs
And I'll maybe have another good one ready for you ra mo-orra