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GLASWEGIAN WOULD

MATT MCGINN SONG
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(LIKE A) GLASWEGIAN WOULD

by

Matt McGinn

 

Would you smoke the woodbine

Drink the red wine

Like a Glaswegian would?

 

Would you follow fitbaw

Fight anybody at a'

Like a Glaswegian would?

 

Would you gie a great big kick on the haw-maws

To the Scottish licensing law-aws?

 

Would you think you were in heaven

To get drinking to a quarter past ten

Like a Glaswegian would?

 

Would you boast in the pub

That you bird was in the club

Like a Glaswegian would?

 

Would you say that Maria Callas

Wis just that wee bit too gallus?

 

Would you offer up prayers

For the Celts or the Gers

Like a Glaswegian would?

 

If there was aggro afoot

Would you stick in the boot?

Like a Glaswegian would

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