VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE BY BIGMANIO
SUZIE, DON’T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN
You’ve painted up your lips and combed and curled your dyed-blonde hair
Suzie, are you contemplating shuffling out somewhere?
The clock upon the wall tells me it’s time ye were in yer bed
Suzie, the vino’s gone to yer head
It wasn’t me who started that crazy old Tongs and Santoi war
But being the biggest eejit fae the Calton, I‘d to go out and do my patriotic chore
I razored seventeen o them and cut the heids aff fourteen mair
Afore they left me, stretched oot on this flair
It’s hard to love a woman with bowly legs and skelly eyes
Oh, one thing I’ll never accuse ye of is goin out wi other guys
Nonetheless I hope ye manage tae get yersel another man
But Suzie, why d’ye no leave me my bedpan?