GAY LIBERATION

THE GAY LIBERATION

by

Matt McGinn

Says Mary to Malcolm,

‘If you come then I'll come

Dressed up in nothing at all’

So Mary and Malcolm

Came only in talcum

To the gay people's fancy dress

ball

The gay liberation

All over the nation

They had a fancy-dress ball

They sent invitations

To folk of all stations

To Mary and Malc first of all

Says Mary to Malcolm,

‘If you come then I'll come

Dressed up in nothing at all’

So Mary and Malcolm

Came only in talcum

To the gay people's fancy dress

ball

Now Malcolm and Mary

Were feeling cheery

With lots of whisky and beer

They then had some brandy

Which made them feel dandy

They thought the world had gone

queer

Says Mary to Malcolm,

‘If you come then I'll come

Dressed up in nothing at all’

So Mary and Malcolm

Came only in talcum

To the gay people's fancy dress

ball

With these spirits they rumbled

And staggered and stumbled

Of glue, someone gave them a sniff

Then Malcolm the braggard

He stoated and staggered

Nearly fell over a Cliff

Says Mary to Malcolm,

‘If you come then I'll come

Dressed up in nothing at all’

So Mary and Malcolm

Came only in talcum

To the gay people's fancy dress

ball

Of this situation

The gay liberation

Took advantage and gave them

some grog

With flesh they were smitten

Now they dirty up Britain

Polluting the place with pornog!

Says Mary to Malcolm,

‘If you come then I'll come

Dressed up in nothing at all’

So Mary and Malcolm

Came only in talcum

To the gay people's fancy dress

ball