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TWO FOOT TALL

MATT MCGINN SONG
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TWO FOOT TALL

by

Matt McGinn

 

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

Here is a song for one and all

Hey lali, lali, lo

Of a man just two foot tall

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

He met a dame in Blythswood Square

Hey lali, lali, lo

She was forty, fat and fair

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

She said to him with a tender smile

Hey lali, lali, lo

‘Would you be free for a wee short while?’

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

His evil mind began to roam

Hey lali, lali, lo

When she said, ‘Darling, come on home’

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

She showed him to a room and said

Hey lali, lali, lo

‘Throw all your clothes upon that bed’

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

She promised she’d be back in a tick

Hey lali, lali, lo

The wee man threw his clothes off quick

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

She brought her seven children in

Hey lali, lali, lo

Saying, ‘See that ruckle o bone and skin’

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

Says she, destroying all his courage

Hey lali, lali, lo

‘That’s how ye get when ye don’t eat porridge’

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

Hey lali, lali, lali

Hey lali, lali, lo

 

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