WRITTEN BY JIM MCLEAN
LADY CHAT
written by Jim McLean
Have you heard of Lady Chatterley?
Sick and starved of love was she
Hey hey, poor wee Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
Good Sir Clifford was her man
He got shot in the war and he couldnae stand
Hey hey, poor wee Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
Gamekeeper Mellors was a crook
I think he had read the book
Oh ho, watch him Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
Lady Chat was full of pluck
She went to the garden to try her luck
Ho ho, fly wee Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
She gave three knocks and a rat a tat tat
'Come in,' says he, 'and we'll have a wee chat!'
Oh ho, watch out Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
He took her on his knee, and then
You can read what he did on page a hundred and ten
Ho ho, bad wee Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
When Sir Clifford o this heard
He called his wife a four letter word
Ha ha, bad wee Lady Chat
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat
To all you Lords, this moral I'll tell
If you have a wee garden, dig it yoursel
Ho ho, that was the end o that
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat