LADY CHAT BY JIM MCLEAN

LADY CHAT

written by Jim McLean

Have you heard of Lady Chatterley?

Sick and starved of love was she

Hey hey, poor wee Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

Good Sir Clifford was her man

He got shot in the war and he couldnae stand

Hey hey, poor wee Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

Gamekeeper Mellors was a crook

I think he had read the book

Oh ho, watch him Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

Lady Chat was full of pluck

She went to the garden to try her luck

Ho ho, fly wee Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

She gave three knocks and a rat a tat tat

'Come in,' says he, 'and we'll have a wee chat!'

Oh ho, watch out Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

He took her on his knee, and then

You can read what he did on page a hundred and ten

Ho ho, bad wee Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

When Sir Clifford o this heard

He called his wife a four letter word

Ha ha, bad wee Lady Chat

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat

To all you Lords, this moral I'll tell

If you have a wee garden, dig it yoursel

Ho ho, that was the end o that

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat