POLLY HAD A POODLE

POLLY HAD A POODLE

by

Matt McGinn

Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o

Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day

Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair

Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair

Polly's poodle piddled all the day

Polly brought the polis in to gie the dog a boot

When he he came in, the doggie had a wee run oot

Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o

Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day

Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair

Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair

Polly's poodle piddled all the day

The farmers all around had a very heavy yield

They hired Polly’s poodle to irrigate the field

Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o

Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day

Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair

Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair

Polly's poodle piddled all the day

They took him out to India, there they let him out

Since the day he got there, they've never had a drought

Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o

Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day

Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair

Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair

Polly's poodle piddled all the day

He followed a’ the fitba, he knew all the rules

He never missed a post when he was daein the pools

Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o

Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day

Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair

Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair

Polly's poodle piddled all the day

Polly had a poodle-o, poodle-o, poodle-o

Polly had a poodle-o, piddled all the day

Piddled on the carpet, piddled on the chair

Piddled on the sofa, piddled on the flair

Polly's poodle piddled all the day