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OLD JOHNNY BULL

MATT MCGINN SONG
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OLD JOHNNY BULL

by

Matt McGinn

 

Old Johnny Bull was a silly old fool

He was drunk both night and day

He swore that the hair on his head was fair

When the ruddy old stuff was grey, was grey

The ruddy old stuff was grey

 

With his umbrella and a great, ‘Pooza!’

He set out overseas

Kicked every black till they started kicking back

Then he crawled home on his knees

 

Old Johnny Bull was a silly old fool

He was drunk both night and day

He swore that the hair on his head was fair

But the ruddy old stuff was grey, was grey

The ruddy old stuff was grey

 

He put up his mitts to his old pal Fritz

Saying, ‘I'll soon stop your larks’

With a mighty pound Fritz fell to the ground

Then arose with a million marks

 

Old Johnny Bull was a silly old fool

He was drunk both night and day

He swore that the hair on his head was fair

But the ruddy old stuff was grey, was grey

The ruddy old stuff was grey

 

He tried for a dance from la Belle France

In a great big fancy hall

She cried, ‘disgrace’ and she slapped his face

Then she barred him from the hall

 

Old Johnny Bull was a silly old fool

He was drunk both night and day

He swore that the hair on his head was fair

But the ruddy old stuff was grey, was grey

The ruddy old stuff was grey

 

He didn't have a bone so he went for a loan

To his friends in the USA

Says Uncle Sam as he stuck him in the pram,

‘To hell now all the way!’

 

Old Johnny Bull was a silly old fool

He was drunk both night and day

He swore that the hair on his head was fair

But the ruddy old stuff was grey, was grey

The ruddy old stuff was grey

 

Now to end this tale, his heart did fail

After several false alarms

When they shovelled him in, he did look thin

Though he still had mighty arms

 

Old Johnny Bull was a silly old fool

He was drunk both night and day

He swore that the hair on his head was fair

When the ruddy old stuff was grey, was grey

The ruddy old stuff was grey

 

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