SUGARY CAKE AND CANDY MAN

(THE) SUGARY CAKE AND CANDY MAN

by

Matt McGinn

I'm the sugary cake and candy man

I have a beautiful grocery van

The ladies stand and wait

Down in the Pollok estate

For the sugary cake and candy man

Now if yer man becomes redundant

You can still have things abundant

When he’s signing on the dole

You’re sure of a wee Swiss roll

From the sugary cake and candy man

I'm the sugary cake and candy man

I have a beautiful grocery van

The ladies stand and wait

Down in the Pollok estate

For the sugary cake and candy man

Now I call all the ladies ‘honey’

I very seldom ask for money

I'm a generous man, you'll find

When you're getting a bit behind

Wi the sugary cake and candy man

I'm the sugary cake and candy man

I have a beautiful grocery van

The ladies stand and wait

Down in the Pollok estate

For the sugary cake and candy man

When Pollok picks their next MP

There's nobody stands a chance against me

I'm assured of all their votes

I'm the man that supplies their oats

The sugary cake and candy man

I'm the sugary cake and candy man

I have a beautiful grocery van

The ladies stand and wait

Down in the Pollok estate

For the sugary cake and candy man

......don't tell yer man....ye've been in my van....

I'm the sugary cake and candy man