SAINT COLUMBA AND THE MASONS

SAINT COLUMBA AND THE MASONS

written by

Matt McGinn/Billy Connolly/Tam Harvey

Tubal Cain was a Mason

A square dealing man

He was aye on the level

With a shake o the hand

Wi' his feet at right angles

He was sure he'd go far

Nonchalantly gie'n signals

As he stood at the bar

'Tell me who is your granny?'

He signalled tae me

As he rolled up his troosers

Tae expose his left knee

He was good at the folk songs

He preferred them tae jazz

And his favourite folk singer

They called Joan Boaz

But it cost him a fortune

For his secret delights

So he told me last Tuesday

He's joining the Knights

Of Saint Columba