GLASWEGIAN WOULD

(LIKE A) GLASWEGIAN WOULD

words by Matt McGinn and Matt McGinn Jnr

Would you smoke the woodbine

Drink the red wine

Like a Glaswegian would?

Would you follow fitbaw

Fight anybody at a'

Like a Glaswegian would?

Would you gie a great big kick on the haw-maws

To the Scottish licensing law-aws?

Would you think you were in heaven

To get drinking to a quarter past ten

Like a Glaswegian would?

Would you boast in the pub

That you bird was in the club

Like a Glaswegian would?

Would you say that Maria Callas

Wis just that wee bit too gallus?

Would you offer up prayers

For the Celts or the Gers

Like a Glaswegian would?

If there was aggro afoot

Would you stick in the boot?

Like a Glaswegian would