GRANDA
GRANDA
by
Matt McGinn
Granda g-g-g-granda
He fell oer the veranda
They carted him away in a panda
Drunk and disorderly
Granny g-g-g-granny
She was full o the Lanny
Battered his heid with a tranny
Cos he switched on Radio Three
Granda g-g-g-granda
He fell oer the veranda
They carted him away in a panda
Drunk and disorderly
Mammy, mammy,
She kicked up a rammy
Battered my granny with a chamois
For acting so drunkenly
The doctor, doctor
Said she’d nae right as a dochter
Tae hit her ain mammy so he choked her
Made a wee orphan o me
Granda g-g-g-granda
He fell oer the veranda
They carted him away in a panda
Drunk and disorderly
Daddy d-d-d-daddy
He said he was gladdie
Told me if I’m a good laddie
He’ll get a new mammy for me
Granda g-g-g-granda
He fell oer the veranda
They carted him away in a panda
Drunk and disorderly